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Thank you for holding

Your call is very important to us. So important, in fact, we'll continue to keep you on hold so that by the time you reach a real person your mood will have become as foul and black as satan's stool sample.

Cribbed from http://theoatmeal.com/comics/customer_service

That loud 'Whhhooooooosh' sound was the clue-plane going past Monash.
The silence that followed was the sound of clues not arriving.