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Ho-hum, a letter from the bank...

We understand just how tight the finances can get some months. You never know when you might need some additional funds to tide you over.

Um, yeah, I guess so... that'd be why there's never more than about $1000 on my $5000 credit card, but you're the financial experts so carry on...

We'd like to invite you to apply for a credit limit increase on your Starts Low Stays Low credit card, from $5,000 to up to $7,500. A little something extra you can use for any unexpected bills or to pay for those everyday expenses like groceries and petrol.

WHAT THE HELL YOU ON ABOUT Mr BANK? $7,500 for groceries and petrol? I'm sure you'd like me to apply, and you'd just love it if I went bankrupt maxing it out and paying your extortionate interest rates and charges, vultures.

Wouldn't possibly be trying to get people into financial difficulty just coming up to Christmas now would you?

Dear bank, get stuffed.

Here's hoping that 2009 is better than 2008 for movies! Seem to be more DVDs and fewer trips to the cinema ... much like the rest of the Australian public I guess.

2009-Jan-12 Quantum of Solace — loud and boring
2009-Jan-13 El Mariachi (DVD)
2009-Jan-30 Desperado (DVD)
2009-Feb-03 Once Upon a Time in Mexico (DVD)
2009-Feb-29 WALL-E (DVD)
2009-Mar-04 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (DVD)
2009-Mar-13 Willow (DVD)
2009-Mar-19 The Last King of Scotland (DVD)
2009-Apr-26 Seven Samurai (DVD)
2009-Aug-08 Jean de Florette (DVD)
2009-Nov-23 Transformers (DVD)
2009-Nov-25 La Petite Lili